I got drunk with Bro Strider because Andrew Hussie did 40 updates.
Wait, I need an excuse to get drunk with Bro?
I fucked Bro Strider and I’d do it again.
What? I don’t like pyjamas.
I fucked Equius Zahhak because I have a cat
I fell in love with Karkat Vantas because we could.
i fell in love with vriska serket because i’m a slut
oh um okay
I ran from the cops with Tavros Nitram because Hussie did 40 updates
RUNNING FROM THE COPS WITH TAVROS IS SO EASY ANYWAY
I slept in the bath of Kanaya Maryam because fuck the police
ok with this
i went on an adventure with eridan ampora because im a slut
I rapped with Dad Egbert because I was depressed
I can’t stop fucking laughing
I went on an adventure with John Egbert because I was horny
ahahaha Vale 1313 what does that mean >u> ^^^^
I had children with Nanna Sprite because I was pissed
I did a strip tease for Karkat Vantas because andrew hussie did 40 updates
Won’t need the cause